Wednesday, October 10, 2007

lame story =D


veron,chris and daryl are now in a long queue,waiting for their turn to enter the exhibition for the newly opened laboratory.

man...im getting tired of it,said chris,a fatty whose size and never-ending appetite reminds others of a pig.

same here,agreed daryl,who's wearing a sleeveless t-shirt,as if trying to show off his tanned and muscular body

daryl+chris,WHY did u suggest such a "oh-so-wonder-place"??????

but its U guys who agreed to come!,veron protested,just an ordinary girl,yet just a little bit extra-ordinarily short.

daryl>> ahhh wadeva~

chris>> hey guys,look!the back door is opened!




darly>> great,lets get in from there!

veron>> didnt u see the words,staff entrance?!

chris>> who cares,we can get to the exhibition hall from there,and MUCH faster.

daryl>> YEAH! so lets get going!

veron>> okay...

*inside the building*

veron>> eh..its freaky here

daryl>> nahh,its just ur imagination,lets find a way to the exhibition hall.

chris>> hey guys! take a look!!



veron>> its just a flask

chris>> no~~~ i mean...look at the sign,a picture of....CANDY! must be some new sweet substance thats not yet released on the market!

daryl>> sounds logical

veron>> its ridiculous!

chris>> looks tasty,lets try

daryl>> okay

veron>> im not gonna care for this

chris + daryl>> mmmmmmm........SO NICE!

veron*saliva dripping*>> can i have some??

*5 mins later*

veron>> gosh,we finished it

daryl>> damn,lets get away

chris>> eh guys i know its the wrong time saying this,but dont u all feel hot??

daryl>> now that u mentioned it...its burning

veron>> NOOO!!!! ITS BOILING! AND THE HEAT IS COMING FROM OUR STOMACH

daryl+chris+veron>> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


"wads that sound"

daryl>> oh no....lets run...

chris>> i cant move! iiiiiiiiiiiii....... i meannnnn...i CANT stand!

veron>> OMG!CHRIS,U LOOK LIKE A PIG

daryl>> its not ur first time noticing it isnt it? oh mother ****,YOU TURNED INTO A PIG

chris>> AHHHH WADS HAPPENING TO U 2

veron>> WADS HAPPENING TO US

professor ???>> my oh my...did u guys just drank the chemical on the desk??

veron>> yes..sir..

professor ???>> dun call me that, call me professor zac

daryl>> professor zac,we are truely sorry,could you please.....

chris>> TURN US BACK TO WHAT WE WERE!!! I DONT WANNA BE A PIG

veron+daryl thinking>> u r a pig no matter wad

professor zac>> dear..im sorry to say that,this is an irreversible action..

veron>> but...what should we do now?!

daryl>> we cant even stand!! we have to walk on 4 legs..

professor zac>> ah! that is an interesting question, actually,the chemical is meant for human

chris>> what did u say!

professor zac>> yes,its for human,ok, recently we scientists had created a suit,that gives u ultra super power,but it can be wore only by pigs,and sadly the pigs are nowhere near our intelligence level,so we developed this chemical in the hope of turning humans into pigs,so they can wear the suits and protect the earth

chris>> im enough of this! this's a joke,right! c'mon,change us back,i know you can.

professor zac>> sorry kid,that chemical you just drank is the 1 and only sample in the world, the creator of this chemical has passed away, we planned to find a formula for it,but now that you had drank it,theres no way we can create an exact new chemical,let alone the antidote for it.

veron*sob*>> then...what shall we do....

professor zac>> i know its kind of ridiculous to say this but..you kids have to start protecting this world,before we find an antidote for that,which is very unlikely.

daryl>> hey that sounds cool

chris+veron>> THATS NOT COOL AT ALL

daryl>> hey chill~ anyway what else can we do now hur?

chris+veron>> .....fine....

daryl>> k,then its all set,professor zac,please give us the suits

professor zac>> here it is~


and so...this shall be the day..for the birth of...THE POWER PIGLET!



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